It’s
not
as
if
Vanilla
Ice
would
ever
have
credibility
in
the
Hip-Hop
community.
But
perhaps
to
compound
that
fact,
there
was
the
man
born
Robert
Van
Winkle
performing
at
Donald
Trump’s
Mar-A-Lago
for
its
New
Year’s
Eve
party.
Actually,
there
was
Vanilla
Ice
and
a
Teenage
Mutant
Turtle
performing
on
the
Mar-A-Lago
stage.
We
couldn’t
make
this
stuff
up
as
we
tried.
We
really
could
care
less
about
who
the
“Ice
Ice
Baby”
rapper
performs
for.
But
kicking
bars
for
a
roomful
of
Trump
supporters
(and
Trump
himself)—who
in
turn
are
cool
with
the
Orange
Oaf’s
racist
and
sexist
antics
(and
91
indictments)—tells
us
all
we
need
to
know
that
Mr.
Ice
will
do
just
about
anything
for
a
check.
We
compiled
some
of
the
best
slander
off
social
media
below,
for
archival
purposes.
The
late,
great
Phife
Dawg
still
reigns
true:
“Vanilla
Ice
platinum?/That
sh*t’s
ridiculous.